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It wasn't a secret. It had never been a secret. Neither Scar nor Grian were the type to hide such a thing. Their friends just...knew. So they didn't talk about it. They were a Thing, and that was that.
Slight problem: Nobody thought to tell the newest Hermit's about this.
Slightly bigger problem: Pearl found out. It...well, it went as well as you think it did.
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- Part 1 of the "Thing"
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02 Jul 2026
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Doc is a very intelligent man who has never done anything wrong, ever.
Consequently, the fact that there is now a stranger in the middle of his lab, looking utterly disheveled and very confused, is absolutely not his fault. Neither is the smoking phone booth-like machine which the stranger has just stumbled out of. This is all going perfectly normal and according to plan.
(Oh, he’s screwed.)
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Or: YHS-era Grian gets accidentally time-traveled into Hermitcraft. HC-era Grian is having a time. Scar is also there.
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02 Jul 2026
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"I don't want to pry," Xisuma said when they were speaking before his official invitation to join. "And not answering won't change whether or not you get whitelisted. We admins just prefer to have a heads up if anything's likely to come trying to dig you up, so we can keep you and everyone else safe."
Grian thought back to obsidian and endstone and blood, to tattered wings and torn robes and so so many unseeable eyes, and swallowed hard.
"No," he said, his voice shaky. "No, I don't think anyone will come looking for me."
"Okay," Xisuma answered, and that was that.
Until they invited two new people to the server.
or, the Hermitcraft Backstory Rule says that you don't ask other people about their backstory, you let them tell it if they want to and leave it be if they don't.
Unfortunately for Grian, one of the newest Hermits was also a player on his old server - one he'd thought had been dead for years - and she's going to drag his backstory kicking and screaming into the light whether she means to or not.
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02 Jul 2026
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Be the Death of Me by Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
17 Dec 2024
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The insurmountable sound of the roof caving in, the support beams failing, and the marble decorations shattering around him seemed to stop all at once. There was nothing but silence. Cold, abrupt, threatening silence.
As quickly as it had begun, the disaster simply ceased.
“Woah,” an unknown voice chimed, echoing through the rubble. A man smiled down at him, his expression bordering somewhere between surprised and amused. “You’ve caused quite a bit of chaos here, haven’t you?”
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After accidentally wreaking havoc inside a temple in the woods, Grian finds himself indebted to a god he doesn't know, as well as a strange man who calls himself the temple's priest.
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- Part 1 of Until the End
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02 Jul 2026
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Change with the Tides by Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
05 Mar 2025
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Grian presumed his soul was actively leaving his body – providing him with just another last minute delusion to take him into the next life - until he heard music.
His tired delusions were a lot of things, but they were never music.
Grian blinked, once, twice, then a third time. Still, the shape on the horizon didn’t fade. The light didn’t fade. The music didn’t fade. This wasn’t the blurry shadow of what may or may not be a rock, or the light of the moon against a wave imitating a town. This was a genuine miracle. This was his relief.
It was a ship!
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After being cursed by a witch, Grian finds himself stuck in the form of a parrot with no way to change back, and only a conveniently handsome pirate captain to rely on until he reaches land.
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02 Jul 2026
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It was weird. She could feel the figure wiggling against either side, but not the bottom. Like whatever was stuck inside it was floating. And it was warm against her scales, almost hot. Through the cracks she’d made in the paper mâché, she kept spotting flickers of red, like blood.
...Maybe it really WAS a severed hand.
Susie raised an eyebrow, then grinned. What if she took a quick peek before Noelle got back? Just so she’d know how to keep a hold on it. (And not at all because the curiosity was driving her nuts.)
She tipped the figure back, yawning it open against her palm like a clam shell. Warm red light washed over the lines on her skin, brighter than ever, and the steady thumping got louder. And louder. And brighter. And louder. And brighter. And...
And then, all at once, a bright red SOUL toppled out and started floating in Susie’s hand.
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01 Jul 2026
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Noelle Holliday wakes up with a voice in her head. Under normal circumstances, this would be cause for concern. But these are hardly normal circumstances, and the things whispered by the stranger lead Noelle into the tangled web of mysteries and secrets buried within Hometown.
Oh, and it says it can get her a date, so at least there's that?
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Expect spoilers for Deltarune and Undertale, obviously.
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Crossposted between SV, SB, and AO3. If you see it anywhere else, it's not supposed to be there.
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01 Jul 2026
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As Kris glared, they noticed the SOUL’s movement was event stranger than normal. It drifted in deliberate curves that almost looked familiar. Was that…?
“S?” Kris whispered and the SOUL bobbed in an affirmative.
Kris had never tried to communicate with the SOUL directly like this. They didn’t want to. But as the SOUL drew an ‘A’ and an ’N’, Kris paused at the next ’S’ in the message.
Slowly, with great deliberation, the SOUL spelled out “HAS ONE HP.”
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For once, Kris and the Player might be aligned.
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01 Jul 2026
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Susie thinks she's starting to get it, but when she sees Kris, she really gets it. They don’t even open their eyes when they walk in; not until Noelle greets them. They look like death.
“The hell is wrong with you?” Susie blurts before she can stop herself.
“Sick,” Kris rasps.
Kris falls very ill. Others are forced to face the reality of human fragility.
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01 Jul 2026
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“Susie,” Kris’s voice deadpans from the other end of the line, “if you don’t call me back in five minutes, I’m killing myself.”
Noelle stares.
Susie coughs. “They, uh. They don’t mean that.”
Susie makes her first friend. Somehow, they're even more insane than she is.
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- Part 1 of bloom to bare
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01 Jul 2026
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Kris puts a stop to Snowgrave by doing the only thing in their power: tearing out their own soul.
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01 Jul 2026
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staring down the barrel of the hot sun by magneticwave
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, The Mandalorian (TV)
16 Feb 2021
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“Gone to a Child of the Watch, the Darksaber has,” Grand Master Yoda announces in his creaky little voice. “Peace, there is not, and yet peace, there must be.”
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27 Jun 2026
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if the ground below us turned to dust would you come to me? by Charlie_Balle
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
27 Nov 2024
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“Who are you to Jinx?” Vi’s voice was desperate, face pinched in distress.
Isha didn’t know. She didn’t have an answer. Jinx was her protector. Her sword and shield. She kept Isha safe and happy. She fed her and clothed her and gave her a whole place to sleep. Isha got toys and to play games. Jinx was safety and security and love.
She didn’t have a sign for it. There was never a need. It was Isha and Jinx and that was enough for them.
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Jinx once told Isha that if she ever got into a tight spot, she could go to an address topside and look for the girl with pink hair. Isha had no idea who the pink-haired woman was, but when Jinx was kidnapped, Isha had to reach out for help, hoping the mysterious woman would help get Jinx back.
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24 Jun 2026
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Virgil’s got a simple code when he’s not on a hunt. Don’t hurt whatever you don’t absolutely have to, and odds are, it won’t hurt you. Now and then there’s a bit of an, um, incident where that doesn’t quite work out as well as they’d hoped, but by and large they get by.
Or: 5 times Virgil helps a monster he was supposed to kill, and 1 time the monsters help him.
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17 Jun 2026
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“did we just become best friends?!” by suzukiblu
Fandoms: Impulse (Comics), DCU (Comics), DCU
24 Jul 2025
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“So what, you’re admitting I’m faster?” Bart asks curiously, and Thad glares at him.
“If I make it look like an accident, Max will never even know it was murder, much less that I was the one who did it,” he threatens darkly.
“I mean he’s pretty smart, he’d probably figure it out,” Bart says.
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10 Jun 2026
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"Yuri..."
"I know."
"Jesus Christ, Yuri."
"I. Know."
Monika and Yuri hide a body.Bookmarked by MemeMachine562
03 Jun 2026
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“I have no idea what you’re talking about,” Techno says frankly.
“You know,” Grian says again. “Your- Watchers.”
Techno squints for a moment before understanding visibly dawns behind his eyes. “Ohhh, you mean Chat?”
(On watchers, and Watchers.)
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01 Jun 2026
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"Alright, I see what you're talking about. Okay, helmet off," Hypno said. "Let's see what the problem is."
Xisuma dithered for a moment longer, thumbs resting on the clasps behind his neck.
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01 Jun 2026
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"Alright, calm down," Grian said irritably, the words punctuated by the crack of his shoulder snapping back into his socket.
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01 Jun 2026
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"Grian," Pearl said, after a moment, "are you contagious?"
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01 Jun 2026